Citizens of Decatur, I, Captain Busbar, stand before you with The Copper Powered Components, united in our mission to safeguard this city from electrical hazards and adhere to the highest industry standards. 
By my side, Ampere, a formidable force of electricity, favors mint chocolate chip, while Voltsmaster, a master of voltage control, indulges in the richness of double chocolate fudge. Groundswell, the protector of grounding, finds solace in the simplicity of classic vanilla swirls. 
Today, I find myself in a rather challenging situation. As much as I relish the sweet delight of ice cream, my lactose intolerance has wreaked havoc on my digestive system, causing painful cramps that have kept me glued to the bathroom for hours. 
Thankfully, the DVR has become my ally during these uncomfortable moments. I can pause House Hunters and resume my duties as soon as I’m ready. The Copper Powered Components understands the value of time, and we must always be ready to respond to any electrical emergency that may arise.
Despite my personal discomfort, my resolve stands unyielding. Our mission to ensure every citizen enjoys stable and safe electrical currents remains unchanged. As the night settles in, we patrol the city streets, guarding against electrical surges and potential blackouts, ready to face any threat that may arise. 
House Hunters continues to bewilder me, as I observe individuals purchasing extravagant homes while seemingly struggling to maintain their daily expenses. But our focus lies in a different realm – we’re here to uphold electrical integrity and protect Decatur from power-related mishaps. 
So, while my cramps may persist, my commitment to our duty stands strong. With the strength of The Copper Powered Components, we will continue to serve as the guardians of electrical stability, ensuring the safety and well-being of our beloved city. 